“The Emmy winner has previously denied he punched anyone…”
“I wish him luck.”
“I would absolutely win.”
You’re even boring your own fans
Brother, where art thou?
“You heard the rumor that he raped Rose McGowan. You heard that over and over.”
And it’s not just her new lawyer
The guy’s earning a living, such as it is
“I haven’t felt like this in a long, long time. “
Remember Alec Baldwin’s hot mic moments?
“I think Rachel Maddow is quite good at what she does. I also think she’s a phony…”
“It’s been a painful period and lately we have taken a bath in the ratings.”
“The decision has been made. He’s gone.”
“These guys are getting scared.”
Everybody’s favorite actor.
After he defended Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) as a “modern, high-functioning man” in a Huffington Post column, ’30 Rock’ funny …
“Make a deal with the Devil, don’t cry when he comes for his due.”
“If Mike Pompeo doesn’t run, we don’t have a prayer.”