“I want to get out. I want to bring our troops back home.”
What do taxpayers owe you for desertion?
“I was looking for 100 percent participation.”
“None of the seven wars we’re involved with now has anything to do with 9/11.”
On the “Do Not Admit” list?
Ghani: We’re pretty stoked about Trump’s speech.
Should we stay or should we go?
Ryan: “Messed up.”
Rolling the dice with India?
“At what point do you say a conventional military approach in Afghanistan is not working?”
“If you’re viewed as a Flynnstone it’s a liability.”
No, not really.
“Kang has been under investigation by the U.S. Army and the FBI for over a year.”
Admitted terrorist killer happy with Canada’s check.
Perhaps if you threw in a new car?
I won’t even bother asking what could possibly go wrong
So I take it you’d rather Trump do it himself?
“It is upon us, Afghans, to stop the USA.”
“The strike was designed to minimize the risk to Afghan and U.S. Forces…”
“I said it was obsolete. It’s no longer obsolete.”
Flying the coop
Sometimes you let the sleeping dogs be
“Lashkar Gah will not fall.”
Relaunching the Taliban’s brand
“The 9,800 remaining U.S. troops in Afghanistan are scheduled to drop…”
Question the timing.
Helmand now needs to be “retaken”?
6th century values