Because sometimes, the science isn’t settled—but the bill is due.

After more than a decade of legal proceedings, climate scientist and courtroom hobbyist Dr. Michael E. Mann has been ordered to pay $530,000+ in legal fees to National Review and Mark Steyn.

Now, Dr. Mann faces his greatest existential threat yet—not rising temperatures, but rising legal bills.

It’s time to Help a Mann Out.

Fundraiser Goals

$531,000 — Covers court-mandated payments and leaves just enough left over to commission a new graph.

$750,000 — Includes overhead, paper shredding, and rebranding the phrase “academic integrity.”

$1,000,000 — Unlocks a new round of litigation and enough surplus for a small Himalayan glacier-naming ceremony.