The trio swiftly line up to stop Dar-Benn from, well, your guess is as good as mine. Let’s take a stab at it.

* Do Generic Villain Stuff?
* Steal Natural Resources from Neighboring Planets to Revive Her World?
* Retrieve the Bangle at All Costs?
* Get Back at Captain Marvel, AKA ‘The Annihilator?’
* Max out the MCU FX Budget?

Pick a lane!

[Sounds more mediocre than flat-out bad. However, the New York Post review from Johnny Oleksinski calls it the worst MCU film yet … and that’s saying something. I’m not sure how one can distinguish that from all of the other “we must shoot bigger beams than the other dudes” movies that litter the MCU, but … — Ed]