I'd rather be fat than eat your woke kale

Senator John Kennedy (R-LA) is not a fan of liberals — or kale, apparently.

While campaigning on behalf of Georgia’s GOP senate nominee Herschel Walker, the wordsmith let known his distaste for all things woke as well as the crunchy produce.

“If you want to eat kale, that’s up to you,” Kennedy told a crowd of Walker supporters while slamming liberals who push the vegetable onto others. “I don’t eat kale, you know why? Because kale tastes to me like ‘I’d rather be fat.’”