When Elon Musk married his first wife in 2000, he reportedly decided that the dance floor was the opportune place to inform her, “I am the alpha in this relationship.”…

And now the memelord is about to be your husband, Twitter. Have you fallen in love yet?

Perhaps — much as we might not want to admit it — it’s a good match. Twitter was once a website instrumental in anti-government uprisings; it is now overrun with daily pile-ons, insincere in-jokes and spam bots begging you to invest in the latest made-up coin. What was our vision for flourishing digital speech? Picking a “main character” every day to bully for being wrong? Perhaps, in the end, we accept the Twitter owner we think we deserve.