Back in the 1990s, a youngish Dan Aykroyd wrote a draft of something called Ghostbusters 3: Hellbent about the newly named city of Manhellton being overtaken by the devil himself, only to be stopped by a batch of new Ghostbusters such as “a Latino beauty” and an “uptight gymnast/science grad.”

In other words, the closest we ever got to a version of Ghostbusters 3 at its potential prime was possibly just a thrown-together excuse for Dan Aykroyd to get near young nimble actresses. This project would eventually be absorbed into the later Ghostbusters game, but not before it sparked rumors that it would star Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, and Chris Farley…

Our point is this: Whatever amazing Ghostbusters 3 movie you have in your head right now is already gone. Heck, even the second film was deemed subpar compared to the original, and that had all four original Ghostbusters in it. We’re down to three. Actually, two …