If you want world peace, it's time to make nuclear weapons "Queer."

That is the genius plan of the Biden Administration's new Special Assistant, National Nuclear Security Administration, Sneha Nair.

No, really. It makes as much sense as hiring a nonbinary S&M teaching dress-stealing nuclear waste expert, so why not?

Biden-Harris Department of Energy official calls for 'queering nuclear weapons' as part of radical DEI agenda https://t.co/yNvNh2l7PE

— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 21, 2024

Is there anything that can surprise us anymore? As Biden is secretly preparing for a multi-national nuclear war, he is hiring Queer Theorists to help prevent it. 

I feel much safer now. 

FIRST ON FOX – A recent hire at the nuclear security wing of the Department of Energy has previously called for disarmament policies – which reduce or eliminate nuclear weapons – arguing that advancing "queer theory" was essential to that agenda as well as important to America's national security. 

The Biden-Harris administration announced Sneha Nair had been appointed as special assistant at the National Nuclear Security Administration in February 2024. Nair believes in eradicating purported "White supremacy" in the nuclear field as well as "queering nuclear weapons" as part of a diversity, equity and inclusion push she believes is essential for deterring threats to nuclear energy facilities in the U.S. 

"Finally, queer theory informs the struggle for nuclear justice and disarmament," she wrote last year. "Queer theory helps to shift the perception of nuclear weapons as instruments for security by telling the hidden stories of displacement, illness, and trauma caused by their production and testing." 

Nair argues that DEI, more broadly, "is essential for creating effective nuclear policy." 

DEI "is essential for creating effective nuclear policy." I now understand why Biden seems hell-bent on letting Iran get nuclear weapons. People of all races, religions, and sexuality should be able to blow each other up, not just white people. 

Nair's DEI agenda envisions expanding America's deep secrets to people with foreign connections, claiming those individuals were discouraged from applying as an issue of race bias. 

She said, "U.S. government reports show that qualified applicants with foreign ties have been discouraged from applying to sensitive national security positions and faced barriers to obtaining a security clearance. This is in part due to preconceived confirmation biases held by investigators about certain racial or ethnic groups." 

"Considerable progress has been made in advancing DEI in the nuclear field, but the largest obstacle remains in ensuring that nuclear security practitioners understand how DEI can serve as a tool to strengthen nuclear security," she said in the article. "Greater focus on the intersections between nuclear security and DEI is essential." 

Makes a lot of sense to me. Personally I think we need to add more Chinese nationals, Iranians, Somalis, and Yemenis to the nuclear programs to ensure that our national security is entirely up to snuff. 

Thank God Biden and Harris are looking out for our interests. 

Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled pic.twitter.com/xYVC5UUiof

— Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann) August 21, 2024

As I look at the road ahead in America, I am comforted that we have such forward-thinking leaders. Few other Americans would have thought that bringing foreign nationals into the secret heart of our nuclear programs would enhance our security, but the Biden-Harris administration is looking out for us and ensuring our safety and security. 

Regarding race bias, Nair believes that White staff at nuclear facilities don't have the ability to properly evaluate threats from people of the same racial group, notably radical White supremacists. 

"Diversifying the perspectives included in nuclear security decision-making can expand the definition of who or what constitutes a ‘threat’ for nuclear security," she said. "The notion of ‘threat’ and ‘security’ are defined by the dominant culture, which inherently sidelines how marginalized groups … perceive ‘threats.'"

I can't even. Thank God I am going on vacation tomorrow.