Your weekly Babylon Bee humor:

Man Who's Already Purchased Product Just Wants The Ads To Stophttps://t.co/BcHMf0o9U5

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 11, 2023

Tucker Carlson Obtains 40,000 Unseen Hours Of Biden Falling Down Air Force One Stairshttps://t.co/jAodwHgPPO

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 11, 2023

Biden Demands Border Town Where Tourists Were Kidnapped Reduce Its Resort Feeshttps://t.co/FPbgHM90O9

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 11, 2023

XFL Tries To Differentiate From NFL With Endzones That Say 'We Love Racism'https://t.co/qHSrX6M8V0

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 11, 2023

List Of Side Effects From Drug Commercial Just Sounds Like 40-Year-Old Man's Typical Tuesday Afternoonhttps://t.co/9seIFu8US6

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 11, 2023

Historians Now Believe Second-Ever Phone Call Was To Ask Alexander Graham Bell About His Car's Warranty https://t.co/H02Q6UZCVG

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 10, 2023

Your weekly cuteness…

She certainly has strong mother instincts!!
Credit: Newsflare
🔸 For more inspiration and uplifting stories, please follow 👉@Funniest_Family pic.twitter.com/yaaLNX0Cub

— Funniest Family Moments (@Funniest_Family) March 5, 2023

Polar bear and her cub. Video by Ruth Elwell Steck pic.twitter.com/oPrjmUIwUZ

— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) March 9, 2023

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— animals going goblin mode (@mischiefanimals) November 10, 2022

beware of dog pic.twitter.com/8BxLmjlcBt

— animals going goblin mode (@mischiefanimals) November 5, 2022

let him in 😡 pic.twitter.com/XleD3jpZeX

— Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) November 6, 2022

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— animals going goblin mode (@mischiefanimals) October 17, 2022

And finally, a reminder of how truly stupid people can be:

Looking back at the insanity… pic.twitter.com/AhSY2RTKcG

— OGP 🇦🇺 (@FreedmFightr1) November 11, 2022