Of course it would be the g-ddamned Cowboys who decide they’re too cool to take the same social-distancing precautions as everyone else.
Almost everyone else. Given the Raiders’ franchise culture, they’ll probably pack the stands and encourage fans to cough in each other’s drunken faces as a middle finger to polite society.
The Redskins — pardon me, the “Washington Football Team” — will have no fans in the stands this year, by contrast. And no, I’m not going to make the same hacky joke about that that everyone on social media has made today.