I didn’t even need to do a Biden pun in the headline to let you know who this post was about. All I had to say was “A 2020 candidate has been nibbling fingers” and you’d know immediately who I meant.
It had to be Joe. No one else in the field is remotely weird enough.
This was the talk of the political Internet a few days ago during our long holiday weekend but I must regretfully inform you that Biden is getting a bad rap — sort of — from all the “WTF?” coverage of the incident. He’s guilty of the charge against him, make no mistake: Fingers were nibbled, and the photo and video prove conclusively that it was Grandpa Joe who did the nibbling.