Originally recorded for the album “Apocalyptic Pander,” here he is reprising “Jalisco” in a newly remastered, extended version for the Messiah’s March 4 push in Texas. It’s a sign of his and Obama’s deep respect for Hispanics, I think, that both of them have felt the need to actually break into song to communicate with the community.

Coming soon to the general: Teddy tries to reach out to black voters with a hip-hop remix of his timeless hit, “Vote Witchoo.”

Update: The first rule of pandering: Be able to carry a tune. Take a lesson, Teddy.