“The people who voted for [Trump], it’s almost like ‘Any mammal will do.'”
Spoiler alert: It’s not
“The title ‘President?’ That we must protect for a happier and more honest time.”
“The Democrats, when they incorrectly thought they were going to win, asked that the election night tabulation be accepted. Not so anymore!”
What did these hacks know anyway?
Media wish lists.
“set the Middle East ablaze.”
“There’s a gift shop that sells standard museum trinkets…”