I'll say one thing for James Comey - there's not an original bone in this scuzbag's body.
What a cutesy, smarmy weasel.
I guess he saw the Seditious Six's little video (complete with a patriotic trumpet solo in the background) with their ever-so-sly and helpful advice to active-duty military.
And, since not much has happened to any of them except an uncomfortable moment or two for Evil Dobby Kelly, whom no one can stand anyway, maybe Comey figured he could do his Mr. Rogers act for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. He must have some grandiose fantasy, envisioning thousands languishing at their desks, seeking motivation and inspiration while moaning inconsolably because they still cherish his memory.
HANG IN THERE, BROS - WE'RE COMING TO SAVE YOU IN 2.5 YEARS
James Comey signals to FBI personnel that he has "great confidence in" at the bureau to wait out the Trump administration:
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) May 17, 2026
"I'm urging them, hang on two and a half years, and then we can rebuild these institutions." pic.twitter.com/xIoDY6OTpG
Man's a selfless saint, no?
So concerned for the welfare of those public servants suffering under the tyranny of an administration and an FBI director who expects them to do their jobs protecting the public, vice indulging their baser instincts - ridding the country of anyone the Democratic Party sees as a threat to their grasp of power.
Yeah, cuz Comey & Co. never weaponized the FBI. https://t.co/dhbBKzT06Z
— Tim Graham (@TimJGraham) May 18, 2026
HANG IN THERE, BROS - DADDY JIMMY COMIN' FOR YOU
The man is a twisted perversion of everything the FBI and public service were meant to be.
Ponder this:
— C3 (@C_3C_3) May 15, 2018
If the FBI led by Comey & McCabe had no problem lying to destroy PATRIOTS such as General Mike Flynn and FBI Agent Robyn Gritz how many other innocents were ruined?
The FBI/DOJ under Barack Obama was used as a political weapon.
More remnants of the "Obama Legacy".
Oh. James Comey just pawn in Trump's evil game of life.
KEEP THE FAITH! (You know what "WE" did!)
— DuaneCates001 (@THEDuaneCates) May 17, 2026
Traitor. Mass Murderer. pic.twitter.com/YhwCqG02Wq
The man who has gleefully ruined so many lives, this 'boy scout,' as he was once described, is like the Ted Bundy of bureaucrats. Charming, self-efacing, aw-shucksable, so soft-spoken.
Just don't be the one to volunteer anything around him if you're not playing for his team. Then again, you won't be aware you were never on Comey's team to begin with because he makes it seem as if you were from the beginning - you can ask Mike Flynn how that works
And now here is the Boy Scout, the former FBI director already indicted for a stupid stunt with seashells, parading his pious face across the innerwebs, claiming persecution and martyrdom over his own simple, sheer, innocent ignorance, 'I didn't know what that meant.'
...After an April 28 indictment out of the Eastern District of North Carolina, Comey faces two felonies accusing him of threatening the president a year ago with the Instagram post. Soon after posting the May 2025 photo, Comey took it down, claiming he didn’t know people associate the number 86 with violence.
Comey and Trump have a history of conflict. Trump ousted Comey as FBI director as he oversaw the investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election in support of Trump.
Trump has said 86 is a mob term for murder. “86 him. That means kill him,” he said recently.
Last week, U.S. District Court Judge Louise Flanagan outlined the general court schedule for the case as it moves through the Eastern District of North Carolina. Flanagan wants the attorneys to meet for a conference before May 29, then move toward a hearing June 30, at which Comey would plead guilty or not guilty, followed by a trial July 15.
Those dates could change as the case evolves.
James Comey loves The Little Mermaid - doesn't everyone? The inference Comey intends is that there's something wrong with you if you do not understand nerdy dads.
...On Sunday, the former FBI director defended his Instagram post when asked if he should maintain impartiality as the former head of a law enforcement agency.
“I’m a private citizen. I saw a shell in the fall of 2024 where someone wrote an endorsement of Kamala Harris in a big seashell. I took a picture of it, I thought it was very clever, and I think I wrote, ‘Ariel understands the assignment,’ a reference to ‘[The] Little Mermaid,’” Comey told Welker.
“I’m a private citizen. Again, I’m not going to talk about that particular post, but I use Instagram the way any awkward, nerdy dad would,” he added.
SPIT IN MY FACE AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING
🚨 NOW: Retired Marine Joey Jones ERUPTS on disgraced FBI Director James Comey for pretending he doesn't know 8647 means to TAKE OUT TRUMP
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 18, 2026
"SPIT IN MY FACE and tell me it's raining! 'Oh, I didn't know what that meant.' BURN IT! If you're gonna LIE to me that blatantly, what else… pic.twitter.com/Z5ObZZQqxn
Did you know Comey has a book to sell? That was the ostensible reason for his appearance on Katilyn Collins' show. One has to suppose the man's ego was such that he couldn't resist an opportunity to play the soft-spoken, earnest savior of the peons at the bureau he so disgraced. Especially as the media has spent the past week in paroxysms of rabid foaming fits trying to hang Kash Patel for everything from a commonly extended VIP snorkeling privilege in Hawaii to calling him a drunk in a congressional hearing.
Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.) tells Meet the Press after his fiery exchange with FBI Director Kash Patel on Capitol Hill that the agency cannot “function effectively” and Patel “needs to go for a whole host of reasons.” pic.twitter.com/blz0GaqWSQ
— Anne Young (@HanneyYoung) May 17, 2026
This is so #SuperGreen I can hardly stand it.
Firing Comey has the foul stench of an attempt to stop an ongoing investigation into collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russians.
— Senator Chris Van Hollen (@ChrisVanHollen) May 9, 2017
Next to the definition of 'Useful Tool' in Merriam-Webster is this buffoon's face. Van Hollen will do Comey's attack work, dirtying up Patel for him.
Chris Van Hollen tried to lecture FBI Director Kash Patel about lying to Congress. It went badly for him. #WIND pic.twitter.com/jwIGJg0JVC
— AM 560 The Answer (@AM560TheAnswer) May 13, 2026
This way, Comey's serene Zen-master/Instagram persona stays unruffled and unsoiled. And his messages to minions still open to his words within the bureau aren't signals to keep resisting. Oh, no, no, no.
HANG IN THERE BROS, UNTIL WE - WE - CAN REBUILD WHAT THEY HAVE SO HORRIBLY SULLIED
They are simply subtle, heartfelt encouragements from a fellow sufferer who carries the martyr's cross for all of them but believes there is a finite time to wait before they can take control again.
Comey's droopy, hound dog expression implies someone would have to have something wrong with them to take any other meaning from it.
Like Ted Bundy just needed help fixing the Volkswagen.
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