“Leak us one or more of your father’s tax returns.”
“The President told me I should talk to you.”
Taking rewriting history to an entirely new level
“He would get nothing, obviously, if what he gave us was not proof.”
“For those accusing me of pushing a conspiracy theory, you are the biggest phony hypocrites in the world.”
Well… some of them anyway
Family: No, we’re not buying it.
You’re going to need a bigger boat
Did Wikileaks get the leftovers?
“It’s time to call out Wikileaks for what it really is…”
AKA Obi Wan Kenobi
“may also be in black market or used by American hackers…”
“Recently, the CIA lost control of the majority of its hacking arsenal…”
“…it was just another smear campaign by WikiLeaks”
Vaporware or a really twisted web?
“I think he’s worried that inquiring into what Russia did in the election is going to undermine his credibility and his legitimacy.”
“There was no tampering whatsoever with voting machines.”
“I think that there’s no evidence whatsoever that Russia’s efforts against us … did anything to affect the campaign.”
“He [also] receives regular briefings from his security team, from outside sources…”
Huge, if true
Motives and more motives
Let’s not get too carried away here
Lock her up?
Politics make strange bedfellows, but not this strange
Every election can turn on a dime
… unless you’re inviting foreign diplomats to your yoga class
“We gotta zap Lanny out of our universe.”
“Speaking of transparency, our friends Kendall, Cheryl and Phillipe sure weren’t forthcoming on the facts here.”
We may be back to carrier pigeons soon
“The honeymoon is going to be tight and small and maybe nonexistent.”
“…you should be ashamed to have written it after I told you what happened.”