Help us, Obamawan. You’re our only hope.
Might be more than that
Three words: Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.
“But her language is slippery.”
“Mom, he hit me back!”
Heard it through the grapevine?
WaPo also wonders: Can you make a report into a cudgel?
Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi: “A death-blow for the reputation of the American news media.”
“Nonsensical and misleading.”
A sure-fire Foolitzer winner.
“The more ‘woke’ staff thought that urgent times called for urgent measures.”
Full fact-checker employment act.
“Democrats are, frankly, kind of scary.”
Timing is everything.
If you work for the Washington Post, sure…
“Conservatives seized” again!
“This is not a conspiracy from the White House.”
“He’s the type of Republican you would want the Republicans to nominate.”
“How half-baked is Abolish ICE case?”
“Sarah Huckabee has no right to live a life of no fuss, no muss …”
And that would be … why, exactly?
“And that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate…”
Maybe after January 16th.
“I should take all this crap to the Capitol Hill Police and have them launch an investigation.”
Fight the patriarchy
“The hypocrisy, the self-righteousness, outrages people too.”