This isn’t going to end well
A win on a technicality?
What price freedom? Apparently about 10% of your weekly gross
Perhaps not, but let’s open the books and see
Low tech and low failure rates
Some of the names deserve a new emoji
A tragic comedy of errors
Shiny objects versus effective operations.
Do you really want to do that?
Court: 2011 maps bad, but ignores 2013 maps.
Not very many, but how many did they actually check?
“A lot of potential.”
They work hard for the money
It’s never real until it is
“I believe the most likely explanation is that the polls were systematically wrong…”
Take a bow… and leave the stage
Judgment Day has arrived
We need the vote to be “guarded” but that’s not what we meant
It’s not always a good idea to blow open the doors
Every election can turn on a dime
Election day probably shouldn’t be a holiday, but workers must be able to vote
It’s a trap! Or perhaps everything will be fine.
That’s a lot of assumptions
Or maybe not.
Not that anybody would hack it…
Here I go, disenfranchising again
Let’s not overthink this
“You could say we’re legit”
The couch isn’t all that comfortable
Out of date and almost out of time
Snap away, kids
We can see how you’d feel that way
Lack of rights
“I don’t think I’ve ever said this publicly …”