Brace for impact
Going to require some improvisation
“Trump doesn’t want us mailing in, [so] I’m not mailing it in.”
“Clean up your act, NOW!!!!”
I wonder if I should try…
We have questions…
The no-shows are adding up already
Wasn’t in the system?
“It feels like the [state party is] making it up as they go along.”
It’s a right, not a requirement
But don’t let that stop you…
What could possibly go wrong?
“This is the kind of thinking that leads to the laws causing mass voter disenfranchisement.”
“BOSTON BOMBERS … STILL DESERVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE!?”
“Why is your mouth open like that?”
“I think it’s really important to capture kids when they’re in high school…”
We’ll be watching to see if you vote, peasant
Talk about suppressing the vote…
You’ll be SO surprised to see who funded it (Not)
Not that there’s any voter fraud, mind you
Why let a little thing like citizenship stop you?
This isn’t going to end well
A win on a technicality?
What price freedom? Apparently about 10% of your weekly gross
Perhaps not, but let’s open the books and see
Low tech and low failure rates
Some of the names deserve a new emoji
A tragic comedy of errors
Shiny objects versus effective operations.
Do you really want to do that?
Court: 2011 maps bad, but ignores 2013 maps.
Not very many, but how many did they actually check?
“Around us were horrific beatings. Everywhere we heard blows, shouts, and screams.”
What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin’ on here?