I wonder if I should try…
Bring out yer dead… and give them ballots
If only someone had warned them. Oh, wait… we did.
But don’t let that stop you…
“It’s been going on for years.”
You’ll be SO surprised to see who funded it (Not)
That’s some aggressive GOTV work there
Something which, of course, never actually happens
Ballots for all my friends!
Low tech and low failure rates
“You’re still here?”
One “John Doe” down. How many to go?
Three guesses which party engineered this
The purge, but not like the horror movie
Reuters: Massive fraud.
This is why we can’t have nice things
At least their address rarely changes
Take the long view.
A dodgy election which probably can’t be overturned
Give me a break
You’re making a great point. Too bad it’s not the actual one being raised
So there’s no sense looking into it, right?
I’m sure glad this never actually happens
“We have a lot to look into.”
“A lot of potential.”
Or we can just keep arguing with no facts in evidence
CBS: Down to two names?
Phase of the moon also suspected
Not so much a problem with who was voting as who was counting
… at least some of them are
It’s never real until it is
“The sanctity of the vote is strictly confidential”
For something that doesn’t happen it sure seems to happen enough
“That’s not fair!”
“The FBI should be opening an investigation into these people right now.”
“I’d advise Mr. Trump to stop whining and try to go make his case to get votes.”
“There is no evidence behind any of this, so this should not continue to be said.”
Perhaps death records should be sent to voter registration files
“There is a lot of fraud. Not just voter fraud, all kinds of fraud…”
“In this instance, Joe did not do as well as I had hoped in responding.”
No boat ride for you, buddy.
“…they don’t even see differences between individuals as having any role to play in success.”