They’re just not that into you.
Leaving on a jet plane.
We can haz?
Crossing the line.
Deny, deny, deny.
Ramirez: Who moved my cheese?
US issues a curious warning on Libya travel.
Knowing your audience.
Too bad to check.
South Korea threatens strike on military command.
“You keep saying appropriate – my question isn’t about propriety.”
“It must be apparent that he understands and will honor the protections provided to every American by the Constitution.”
How ’bout no.
“We lost Europe.”
Why don’t you just give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
We the people.
One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
What could possibly go wrong?
“the Thousand Talents Plan…”
Take the business, guys
“What a joke.”