Oh, so now you want to do this?
Playing politics with refugees
Axis of mostly evil
“Not because of the past but because of the future.”
How’s that working out for us?
The Tyrant of Turkey arrives (again)
“What we are currently experiencing is the brain death of NATO.”
In case we were running short
All genocides matter.
We only meant if you leave…
“Turkey put us all in a very terrible situation.”
“Let someone else fight over this long-bloodstained sand.”
Welcome to the new normal in Syria
“Like rats, America is running away.”
End endless wars?
Movin’ on out
Quid pro quo?
“We once abandoned a red line. Now we abandoned an ally.”
“Our president gave the best response by launching the operation on the same day at 4pm.”
“When Trump comes here, I’ll be talking.”
Art of the dirty deal
Bit late for that, perhaps
“That’s not something we ever would have done to a partner force.”
“I expected to be a hero like in a Tom Hanks movie.”
Madman across the water
No end game in sight
“It’d be the biggest mistake of his presidency.”
Brace for impact
And if not, why not?
It’s a very stable genius move to do something abroad that’s sure to piss off your own party in Congress, …
With friends like these…
Told you so.
No jets for you
Take him at his word
Complete with a spy ring in Turkey.
“…their cargo included 1.2 million barrels of gasoline worth nearly $50 million”
“She is an evil person.”