Colleges are not courts
Incentives and disincentives
Still the only game in town
“I did not permit the defendant to comment on that presidential tweet.”
Don’t let your fans down, Michael
This is my shocked face
“I have the marshals’ protection”
“Cooperators are not the Sisters of Mercy.”
Last stop for ten years?
And how does this relate to collusion?
Time off for bad behavior
The kangaroo court is in session
And still the Governor avoids being drawn in
“…prosecutors are expected to accuse some of the defendants on trial now of participating in the violence.”
The “goods” in this case being his emails
Still probably crazy
Time to resign?
“I don’t want to know about it”
Good luck with that, I guess
Let’s not get too carried away here
Den of thieves
“IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?”
Suddenly, due process is back in fashion
You just need a little help from your local geek squad
One “John Doe” down. How many to go?
Yet another swing and a miss
Yep… he went there
In another time and another place…
“Is there any additional guidance and what do we do now?”
Defense: “These two are friends.”
Don’t give the guy an easy out.
But just barely
“I think it was not a very satisfactory meeting.”
Good luck talking your way out of this one