… when you pry my singular pronouns from my cold, dead hands
He said, she said
That’s what ze said
It’s come to this
The thought police have arrived
“I can’t think of a worse way to treat a child than what was happening.” Really?
Calling someone by name is no longer good enough
This should go fabulously
Coming soon to a school near you
Wrong side of history
No more than $1000 fine or one year in the county jail
Discussions, not mandates
What could possibly go wrong?
Ze said, Xie said
It’s about time
If you tell us we can use any pronoun we wish, all bets are off
You should really look into home schooling immediately
Flee the state while you still can
Flee the city now
How much would Canada give us for Washington?
None of the above
It’s just words
Welcome to your brave new world
The line between reality and madness is obliterated
I’m not sure the cat is down with this, lady
How were they not the first?
More AstroTurf than grassroots
Mysteries of the universe
“men” and “women” are so last century
The good old days
“Recently I’ve come across ‘they,’ and I like ‘they.'”
“Make a deal with the Devil, don’t cry when he comes for his due.”
“If Mike Pompeo doesn’t run, we don’t have a prayer.”