This sort of went off the rails
Would you go if you had the chance?
“…the area is still feeling effects from the controversy”
“I come from a third world county and it is not as bad as this.”
“We do not know why the U.S. government decided to emit this alert.”
“I told you, if you don’t have a tip, then f— off!”
Wait… do you mean the bums?
Not so light rail
“I wouldn’t want my worst enemy to work there.”
It can’t be morning already!