If only someone could have predicted this
You do realize that people still steal things, right?
“He has grandiose ideas, a lot of them … and zero common sense.”
What sort of lowlife could… Nevermind
Business as usual
“Deceit, dishonesty and lies.”
Organized retail crime
A work trip
“Grab and dash”
“If Epstein stole millions of dollars from Wexner, why didn’t he call the cops?”
“Avenatti kept all the money and misrepresented the settlement’s terms…”
License to steal
“Anything that doesn’t fit in the mail slot, we’ve had it stolen.”
But now what?
“…if you don’t let’s have a conversation about it instead of ripping my hat off.”
Den of thieves
Res ipsa loquitur.
Perhaps if we just made it legal… like The Purge
Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges
‘Now, when I mean full diversity, unlike African-American community and many other communities, they’re from everywhere…”