Not exactly real estate moguls
“I am confused as to why I am being tested extremely above the math level of my degree.”
A swing and a miss.
Question: Is your kid’s school among them?
Biased, sexist, racist and every other ist
That should solve everything
Yes, this should solve everything quite nicely
Going faster than free bacon
What could possibly go… nevermind
If you commit crime like an adult you get treated like an adult
If you want to be treated like an adult…
Your state government must be very well off…
Reading comprehension is so overrated
Why Johnny can’t follow the rules
With a soaring murder rate and a broken city budget, why not shut down the schools too?
If you tell us we can use any pronoun we wish, all bets are off
Silence is golden
Gives “teachers lounge” a whole new meaning
There’s a novel approach
Hide your children
Good work if you can get it
Change is hard
Plus, both ISIS and al-Qaeda growing rapidly despite “moron” with a cell phone.
Order in the homeroom
You. Shall. Not. Pass.
After “… threatening a mass shooting”
Perverse incentives of the day.
The usual suspects.
…but actually, we do.
“Honestly, at the time I wanted to laugh at her, because I’ve been taught all my life that nobody can take your opinion.”
“Do you realize that people were arrested for saying things bad about Bush?”