Or is it?
“We are enthusiastic about reopening.”
Out: Epstein didn’t kill himself. In: Weinstein won’t kill himself
“When people say that, they are as stupid to a political scientist as a climate denier is to an atmospheric scientist.”
Free as an evil bird
Stuck in the slammer for texting
“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
“The feds had no explanation for why the footage has gone missing…”
Assuming you believe him
And maybe she is
Some of this still doesn’t add up
But cooperate how?
“That’s what the American people think.”
The probe has not yet killed itself.
Curiouser and curiouser
Still not a murder, though
You’ve got to be kidding me
Perhaps the wrong kind of “high”
Heads roll, for once.
NBC: Cellmate cleared in first suicide attempt.
What about the other 5 mysteries?
Forbes: Who was the attractive young woman who spent hours with Epstein at MCC?
Injuries not consistent with most suicides
“They’re nothing, these girls. They are trash.”
The craziness spreads
Where in the world is Ghislaine Maxwell?
“How convenient for a lot of rich and powerful men.”
And now none of the victims will receive justice
“He was a piker compared to their borrowing and what they’re doing now.”
The coronavirus strikes again.
“Portland is the canary in the coal mine for America.”