Stuck in the slammer for texting
“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
“The feds had no explanation for why the footage has gone missing…”
Assuming you believe him
And maybe she is
Some of this still doesn’t add up
But cooperate how?
“That’s what the American people think.”
The probe has not yet killed itself.
Curiouser and curiouser
Still not a murder, though
You’ve got to be kidding me
Perhaps the wrong kind of “high”
Heads roll, for once.
NBC: Cellmate cleared in first suicide attempt.
What about the other 5 mysteries?
Forbes: Who was the attractive young woman who spent hours with Epstein at MCC?
Injuries not consistent with most suicides
“They’re nothing, these girls. They are trash.”
The craziness spreads
Where in the world is Ghislaine Maxwell?
“How convenient for a lot of rich and powerful men.”
And now none of the victims will receive justice
Rolling the dice?
And she probably deserves it
Turning tragedy into travesty
“I accept your verdict with utter disgust.”
Got what they wanted, apparently
“We do have a teensy bit of a reign-of-terror situation on our hands.”
“I think it overstates it to say I’m a member of the Trump team.”
Plus: More CNN whining!