Turning tragedy into travesty
“I accept your verdict with utter disgust.”
Got what they wanted, apparently
But still too much
“instead of mourning, his family members had to spend part of their day worrying about a photo posted on Facebook of him hanging from a tree”
“the cause of her death was drowning, and the manner of death was suicide.”
“I’m glad I was in the right place at the right time.”
Involuntary manslaughter now includes thought crimes
Not always what it seems
“there isn’t enough to go off of”
“…queuing a call before a responder answered was not the same process as placing a call on hold”
“You’re strong and you can handle it but a lot of people can’t handle it.”
The dance has ended for a teenager with an incurable disease
To live and die in Putin’s world
And I’m still not sure she should
I don’t think he’s strong enough to pull a hearse
“It’s always a mess with Hillary.”
It’s just different
Dancing on graves
ROY: How was your day?
CARTER: When are you doing it?
This is not humor, lady
But vets are getting great service, right? Right? Er …
Now it can be told!