Trump: GOP proposal “semi-irrelevant.”
“We can move very quickly with the Democrats on these issues.”
Mnuchin: All in on direct stimulus.
McConnell: “It won’t be $3 trillion.”
Trump: Let’s do more stimulus checks and less unemployment.
The limits of helicopter money.
WaPo: Some companies won’t give the cash back.
Treasury: We “suggest” the rest of you reconsider. By May 7.
Amnesty for PPP abusers?
Trump: “Something’s going to be happening.”
Breathing room for governors?
“We have a bipartisan agreement on the largest rescue package in American history.”
What about the states?
Mnuchin to the rescue?
Incentivizing social distancing?
Finally, there is an adult in the room
“The era of American surrender is over.”
“There is an active group … that sees value in keeping the rump JCPOA alive.”
“…the Committee’s request lacks a legitimate legislative purpose”
“THE STATE OF THE UNION IS NOT FOR LIBERAL OBSTRUCTIONISTS!”
Trump to personally lead the negotiations? Naaah.
Winter, er, Sanctions are Coming.
Republicans are against pen and phone legislation, right?
“What I did, I would like to compare to what Jesus did…”
“Secret Service agents and Los Angeles police, including bomb-squad officers, soon swarmed the area…”
But don’t let that stop you…
An eclipse trip or public business?
Depends on the person, and what the meeting is about.
“…one of the biggest tax cuts in American history.”
“These sweeping sanctions target the scientific support center for Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad’s horrific chemical weapons attack…”
What goes around comes around
Don’t bother. It’s too late
“Much smaller service, much higher prices.”
“[S]ports can be conducted safely and in concert with the best interests of their well-being.”