“What do I tell my kids?”
What double standard?
“My conscience is clear… as long as my check clears”
“I was going to stumble around the capital pantsless with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.”
The “Rock me like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina primary rally.”
Should be safe, though, as Colbert failed to get on the ballot
When satire backfires.
“Winners make policy and losers go home.”
“118 law enforcement officers were killed in line-of-duty incidents in 2016…a 37 percent increase from 2015”