The Franken strategy.
“I was just enormously disappointed about this…”
“The hardest regret to live with is what you’ve done to hurt someone else.”
“What do I tell my kids?”
What double standard?
“My conscience is clear… as long as my check clears”
“I was going to stumble around the capital pantsless with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.”
The “Rock me like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina primary rally.”
Should be safe, though, as Colbert failed to get on the ballot