The truth is way, way, way, way, way, way out there
And now China is getting in on it
Dr. Birx approved.
Bigger toys for older boys… and girls
You’re shocked, I know
Embrace the madness
This won’t go over well
Ready or not, here they come
Out of this world
You probably don’t
The future is now, or something
What could possibly go wrong?
I wouldn’t bet the ranch on it
Oh, I think we can handle it
Mind control… literally
Getting hard to ignore
Not of this world?
“CDC has to come out and look at the risk-benefit ratio again…”
“We remain committed to protecting Mauna Kea from further desecration…”
Might want to rethink this one, chief
“…biological denialism exists about nearly any observed difference between human groups”
Hide the kids.
Witchcraft or science?
The big picture
Party of science?
It’s not what’s for dinner
“These are robust, reliable findings.”
Bruce Willis, call your agent
E.T. failed to phone our home
Stop the world. I’d like to get off now, please
Don’t talk to me about facts
Days of future past
As if Hurricane Florence wasn’t enough
“…sometimes values such as academic freedom and free speech come into conflict with other values”
“Whenever anyone had a meeting with her there was at least an even chance they would come out in tears.”
We could prove it but we don’t feel like it
An idea way too far before its time
He’s not phoning home, but maybe he could
“‘Diversity’ is now an explicit job qualification in the STEM fields.”
Don’t bother. It’s too late
“Much smaller service, much higher prices.”
“[S]ports can be conducted safely and in concert with the best interests of their well-being.”