Wait… we can fire teachers now?
Mob rules, yet again
Legislating the end of women’s competitive sports
We wouldn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings
Fun. Charming. Deadly?
The affected students speak out… and are silenced
Because why would you want the police to be armed, right?
But surely it will work this time
Here we go again
Imagine the horror
Go ahead and explain this one. We’ll wait
But keep the schools safe!
I suppose nobody will bother shooting at an empty school, but…
Get ’em while they’re young
Literally the “woke kindergartner” syndrome
That should solve everything
Will anyone notice?
A bit of sanity prevails
Yes, this should solve everything quite nicely
Going faster than free bacon
Not solving the problem, however
What could possibly go… nevermind
We wouldn’t want to offend anyone
None of the parents’ business
If you commit crime like an adult you get treated like an adult
If you want to be treated like an adult…
Better discussed at home
Coming soon to a school near you
Getting a bit oppressive, aren’t we?
Solar power to the rescue!
A tragic comedy of errors
Not even pretending to try at this point
Food ending up in trash cans isn’t making anyone healthier
For a lot more than a few pieces of silver
Emotional distress from the other side of the coin
“As part of the plan, the United States will help build an asylum system in El Salvador…”
“I said, don’t scream at me! I’m two feet away!”