This one may go to the top
Here we go again
Eating, but not competing
Wait… we can fire teachers now?
Mob rules, yet again
Legislating the end of women’s competitive sports
We wouldn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings
Fun. Charming. Deadly?
The affected students speak out… and are silenced
Because why would you want the police to be armed, right?
But surely it will work this time
Imagine the horror
Go ahead and explain this one. We’ll wait
But keep the schools safe!
I suppose nobody will bother shooting at an empty school, but…
Get ’em while they’re young
Literally the “woke kindergartner” syndrome
That should solve everything
Will anyone notice?
A bit of sanity prevails
Yes, this should solve everything quite nicely
Going faster than free bacon
Not solving the problem, however
What could possibly go… nevermind
We wouldn’t want to offend anyone
None of the parents’ business
If you commit crime like an adult you get treated like an adult
If you want to be treated like an adult…
Better discussed at home
Coming soon to a school near you
Getting a bit oppressive, aren’t we?
Solar power to the rescue!
A tragic comedy of errors
Not even pretending to try at this point
“We do have a teensy bit of a reign-of-terror situation on our hands.”
“I think it overstates it to say I’m a member of the Trump team.”
Plus: More CNN whining!