Fun. Charming. Deadly?
The affected students speak out… and are silenced
Because why would you want the police to be armed, right?
But surely it will work this time
Here we go again
Imagine the horror
Go ahead and explain this one. We’ll wait
But keep the schools safe!
I suppose nobody will bother shooting at an empty school, but…
Get ’em while they’re young
Literally the “woke kindergartner” syndrome
That should solve everything
Will anyone notice?
A bit of sanity prevails
Yes, this should solve everything quite nicely
Going faster than free bacon
Not solving the problem, however
What could possibly go… nevermind
We wouldn’t want to offend anyone
None of the parents’ business
If you commit crime like an adult you get treated like an adult
If you want to be treated like an adult…
Better discussed at home
Coming soon to a school near you
Getting a bit oppressive, aren’t we?
Solar power to the rescue!
A tragic comedy of errors
Not even pretending to try at this point
Food ending up in trash cans isn’t making anyone healthier
For a lot more than a few pieces of silver
Emotional distress from the other side of the coin
A shotgun bullet.
Along with most of the food…
Your state government must be very well off…
Relief for schools, but it could scuttle the Supreme Court action
“Think of what all that money could have been spent on instead.”
“Shame on you, terrorists!”
We’re not saying he is and we’re not saying he isn’t
Always follow the money