Office is starting to look kind of empty
“It is a not-so-veiled threat.”
Not going down without a fight or something
The age of flawed heroes … some more than others.
“It’s just taking some time for it to sink in that what she was allegedly doing could be considered illegal.”
“It was very important for her to be able to say that her girls were at USC.”
Shame and regret
This thing has sold more copies than the Bible.
But was it a “handshake” deal?
“They have ruined everything.”
Pay for play college admissions
“If a high-level administrator and a legendary water polo coach aren’t USC, who or what is?”
Spoiler alert: Most of you probably are
By American standards, he’s got a point
“Let us walk off the battlefield with our heads held high.”
Spoiler alert: No, not really.
Next up on the IG parade …
Speaking of ****hole towns…
“Even a small drop in evangelical support for Republicans would be devastating.”
Get with the program or GTFO
“Boys will be boys.”
“I should take all this crap to the Capitol Hill Police and have them launch an investigation.”
“Lawyers are not permitted to engage in fraud.”
Accountability and opportunity.
“A run on the bank.”
Also: Just how much did the board know, anyway?
“Just think about it…”
Just when we thought we were out …
“BOSTON BOMBERS … STILL DESERVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE!?”