The neighbors are getting nervous
“This is no way for a law-abiding civilized nation to act.”
Meh.
Two reported injured. Several vessels seized.
Come over to the dark web
“It is imperative that Special Counsel Robert Mueller be allowed to complete his investigation…”
Confidence.
Terrific.
“He sighted on the center of the president’s back, and squeezed the trigger.”
Let’s slow our roll a little here, shall we?
Deadline.
One Russian, one American
Shock.
“Doctor… who?”
Er … which president?
What next?
“the job was ordered at the highest level.”
The Russian connection, part two
“You’re perfectly entitled to your own opinions — not your own facts.”
Blowing smoke?
Looks like it
“…the two Russians had cyber tools for sabotaging the laboratory.”
Endgame?
Nothing to see here, move along
“It’s one of the oldest working clocks in the world.”
Kids these days
“Russia pledged to preserve Idlib as a ‘deescalation zone’ and end the war through diplomacy.”
A “stunning escalation in Russian aggression”?
Hanlon’s Razor applies.
“This was not a rogue operation.”
Okay.
“Help the state, die before your pension.”
Unreliable sources.
“I should have been more clear — including with you — that I could not independently confirm what happened.”
Sure. That sounds just, er… great
Oops.
We welcome our new, gold-plated overlords.
Collusion?
Here Be Dragons
“[P]rosecutors are considering filing charges by the end of August…”
Wut.
“Nelson was not supposed to speak publicly about the matter”
“He’s either lying or circling back to try to cover up that he leaked classified information”
“I think we made the offer we can live with.”
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“We’re just a family, now we have to take on the role of law enforcement…”
Rep. Jamaal Bowman of New York shared some thoughts on white supremacy on his Twitter account today. It turns out …
“Some lawmakers think she’ll never be able to run for leadership again.”