“Dude didn’t bring his own kid to the game.”
Jumping to conclusions
It can’t be morning already!
“They got years and years of practicing independence.”
“They just gravitated toward those things.”
Don’t let your kid walk the dog!
Out of control
Have you considered buying a bird?
Is it just part of life now?
Big brother knows best
All in the families
Father of the year?
I want it now
Discipline. Who’d have thought that would work?
Too hot for teacher to tolerate
Hijacking the power of the state.
“People who are truly offended by it are probably the ones that need it the most.”
Just say yes?
“I was simply doing my duty as a citizen.”
“The film is stuffed with noble intentions…”