The monster would like an award, please
Neither forgiven nor forgotten
Say what now?
“Every time somebody’s driving somebody, I lose!”
“it’s a very grand love story…these days that isn’t enough.”
“It’s risky to hire someone who’s too edgy…”
“They’re freaking out.”
“Didn’t the Academy nominate Mel Gibson for an award just last year?”
“Is it enough, though? Or is it just a start?”
Move on, Hollywood
Here’s a hint: QUIT TALKING.
Nibbling around the edges of the problem
But they’re super serious about fixing that, you guys
“I think people have had an ass-full of Donald Trump…”
“This fictional family…are further normalizing Trump and his warped, harmful political ideologies.”
“…down a significant 16 percent.”
“a new political turn”
Tune out, drop out, turn off
And the winner is … Steve Harvey?
“Mr. President, you see all these writers and producers and actors? They don’t hire black people, and they’re the nicest, white people on earth! They’re liberals! Cheese!”
It must be the NRA’s fault somehow…
You don’t say
“All right, all right, all right.”
Oscars? We don’t need no steenkin’ Oscars.
What could go wrong?