This won’t go over well
Politically motivated retaliation
Plenty of data, I suppose
And how precisely does one do that?
The battle of the Teds
Red rover, red rover, come home
Good for the goose, but the gander… not so much
Band on the run
Punt, pass, or kick?
Nate Silver: Uh … pretty much, yeah.
“Landeros was a member of Community Armed Self Defense…”
Sneaky, while still being painfully obvious
What could possibly go wrong?
Slipping over the finish line
Up for grabs
Discrimination in public accomodation
Oregonians “suffering from #RESIST exhaustion”
“people wearing masks threatened to hurt her and burn down the cart…”
Who ya gonna call? Not the Portland PD
Here we go again
“These racial slurs have been directed at me throughout the entire length of the deployment.”
“Livability that once made Portland a unique and vibrant city is now replaced with human feces in businesses doorways…”
Maybe not, but they’ll at least get the chance to vote on it
Faith gone wrong
The end didn’t justify the meanness
“Members were ultimately charged with a variety of crimes…”
“Initial reports indicate a man was taken into custody.”
“I’m deeply troubled by Trump’s plan to militarize our border.”
Tricky legal question
“Free speech is certainly an important tenet to a free, healthy society, but…”
Because of racist pipelines or something
Let the farce be with you
“That is not what we do in an open democracy.”
You folks seem nice enough, but…
Antifa to the rescue
“We can’t have a repeat of Tulsa.”
Blizter: Hey, anyone for tennis? Wouldn’t that be nice?
Chief Best: “Rash and irrational.”