Band on the run
Punt, pass, or kick?
Nate Silver: Uh … pretty much, yeah.
“Landeros was a member of Community Armed Self Defense…”
Sneaky, while still being painfully obvious
What could possibly go wrong?
Slipping over the finish line
Up for grabs
Discrimination in public accomodation
Oregonians “suffering from #RESIST exhaustion”
“people wearing masks threatened to hurt her and burn down the cart…”
Who ya gonna call? Not the Portland PD
Here we go again
“These racial slurs have been directed at me throughout the entire length of the deployment.”
“Livability that once made Portland a unique and vibrant city is now replaced with human feces in businesses doorways…”
Maybe not, but they’ll at least get the chance to vote on it
Faith gone wrong
The end didn’t justify the meanness
“Members were ultimately charged with a variety of crimes…”
“Initial reports indicate a man was taken into custody.”
“I’m deeply troubled by Trump’s plan to militarize our border.”
Tricky legal question
“Free speech is certainly an important tenet to a free, healthy society, but…”
Because of racist pipelines or something
Let the farce be with you
“That is not what we do in an open democracy.”
You folks seem nice enough, but…
Antifa to the rescue
Easy does it
“many of these students don’t believe in historicity or objective facts.”
Look for a wave of criminals who suddenly claim to be transgender
“…it’s a totalitarian sort of mind-set”
The “peaceful protesters” wearing masks and hurling bricks return
What’s in a name?
“The constitution doesn’t protect hate speech” (Um… have you read it?)
“The main driver of the rate change is the increasing cost of medical care.”
An end to legislative gridlock?
We want you to succeed… just not too much
“Four hundred people a night were coming through here on average.”
Hey, give it a try
Why does AOC want children to sleep on concrete floors?