Satire is dead.
“The voices he listens to on Twitter are mocking him for being weak.”
“The Democrats fought us. They just fought every single inch of the way.”
And why did they fund Planned Parenthood again?
“Maybe the Republican Party has lost its soul.”
GOP civil war postponed, not prevented.
Deal with the devil
“I have no hope in the Republican Party, the Democratic Party, or Tea Party to do what is best for America.”
Present. Or not.
“Cleaning the barn.”