What could possibly go… oh, never mind.
Wanted to “create the next 9/11.”
“…it’s an extremely clever advertising scheme.”
They’re never going to learn
Ah, good times…
“I told you, if you don’t have a tip, then f— off!”
And I bet you can guess why
A verbal punch in the nose
Meets the definition of a “city purpose”
Start spreading the news…
Behold the conquering hero
On again off again
Not walking the walk, but riding a mighty fine ride
Does he realize people record the things he says?
Tell us exactly how this works, Bill
What’s a few bombings between friends?
All show and no dough
“a hysterical theatrical coup d’etat…”
State vs municipal
… at least sometimes, anyway
“‘Charging Bull’ no longer carries a positive, optimistic message.”
You don’t say
That’s a crying shame
You realize that harboring is a crime, right?
Things are really looking up for the election, eh Bill?
Because that’s worked so well for everyone else
“That, I think, could be a good model, Jake, for how we proceed as a nation.”
Break out the popcorn
“This is a very dangerous moment.”
“It’s very high school.”
Shut out the lights. Literally
Why on Earth would she want that job either?
Making a fair point the wrong way
“Were she to file, de Blasio would have to file his retirement papers on the same day.”
He’s on the friends and family plan
You don’t stop that ride on a dime
Dawn breaks, and with it the glimmer of acknowledgement of reality from the NYC mayor
On the crawl?
New Jersey, New York City, Minnesota… and it was a full moon to boot.
A local affair
Follow the money
Exit, stage Left
Pardon “does not erase a judgment of conviction, or its underlying legal and factual findings.”
“This is amazing. That’s amazing.”
Optimism, for what it’s worth.