We’ll get right on that, Andy
Let us know how that works out
And yet you caused the problem
Might want to call in Professor Proton on this one
All new apartments will be heated with unicorn farts
Ya need more juice, Bruce
Feast and famine, all at the same time
It’s good news, so we must skip this
Who could possibly have predicted this?
“…consumers would have to spend money upfront to replace gas-fueled appliances”
Not the sort of collusion Democrats are interested in investigating
It’s not just gas. It’s leverage
“Gov. Charlie Baker said state and local authorities were investigating but it could take days or weeks before they turn up answers.”
“Lawrence Mayor [Dan Rivera] is asking ALL residents of South Lawrence to evacuate their homes.”
And it wasn’t even close
“The United States has been a net energy importer since 1953…”
Why that matters
You’ll never guess what they’re burning now
What never was and never will be
Load ’em up
Twin tyrants decide to work on a new gas pipeline, giving Russia even more control
But why would you listen to a doctor on health matters?
I thought you were the party of science?
Lies and damned lies
Workin’ in the coal mines
Those are your jobs sailing away…
Silence on the field
Good news, bad news
It’s a gas, man
Clean energy! Er… sort of?
Welcome to Fantasy Land!
Can you dig it?
We’re from the government and we’re here to help
Shut ‘er down
So… good luck with that
Get on board the energy train
Sometimes the grass really is greener
Drill baby drill!
Round up the usual celebrity suspects
Adjustments are being made.
And it’s not a comedy