Dec 2018

“If the crown prince went in front of a jury, he would be convicted in 30 minutes.”

“The respondent testified that he wants live a peaceful life.”

Nov 2018

“We must try to stop these people.”

It’s all fun and games until somebody is crushed to death by a killer robot

“I now join my colleagues in support of the leadership team of Pelosi, Hoyer and Clyburn.”

Unless you just want to murder the guy

Can you hear me now?

And this one wasn’t even in California

Not so much an investigation after all

Oct 2018

This is CNN.

We keep putting the same people back out on the street

“Obviously there’s been deception, and there’s been lies.”

Right. I’m sure you’re all over this one.

“I mean, it’s bad, bad stuff.”

“We’ve had so many people killed.”

“I think we have to find out what happened first.”

“You can hear how he was interrogated, tortured and then murdered.”

“Contempt will be met with contempt.”

Sep 2018

Accused killer of Mollie Tibbetts pleads not guilty

John Sexton Sep 19, 2018 3:03 PM

“Rivera’s claim of memory loss…could open the door to the defense of diminished responsibility.”

You’ve got to be kidding

Aug 2018

“We at this network are putting that spin on the story,”

“he tells us that at some point in time he blacks out…”

What about Chicago? Good question

Jazz Shaw Aug 14, 2018 10:41 AM

Different, but still applicable

The bloodbath in Chicago continues

Jazz Shaw Aug 06, 2018 8:01 AM

And it’s not ending any time soon

Jun 2018

“El Salvador is listed as the country of origin for all 11 suspects.”

Will they be getting any help? Maybe

“Police Commissioner Patrick Ryder said there was “no doubt” that Leonor was the victim of the MS-13 gang”

A deathly serious issue

“There are thousands of people in the country and we don’t know who they are.”

May 2018

Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds

Gone far too soon

John Harwood: MS-13 gang members are people too

John Sexton May 17, 2018 1:01 PM

“however repugnant their actions…”

A brief reprieve, but far better than the alternative

Apr 2018

Still probably crazy

Ya think?

Mar 2018

Counter-terrorism probe due to “associations.”

Good luck with that, I guess