Campaign contributions still under investigation?
“Sit tight, ladies, it’s about to get real f***ing good.”
“Witness testimony, a public hearing, or well-rehearsed theater”?
Breaking news brought to us by … Brian Williams.
“It was the only time in my education career that I ever heard of someone’s record being removed.”
“You just keeping it.”
“That’s more racist than being put up there as a quote-unquote ‘prop.'”
“Oh, shut up, Juan! I’m in nobody’s bunker.”
“I got exactly what I wanted.”
One mystery solved!
“I should have chosen words that better showed my intent.”
Is he a rat or a reformed rat?
“I wonder if she’ll remain faithful when you’re in prison.”
Send in the clowns.
Not their finest hour
“characterization of documents and testimony obtained by this office…are not accurate.”
“We’re very confident in our reporting.”
“I am rock solid.”
Plus: Set himself up as a sex symbol?
“This is a watershed moment.”
“I made comments … that were irresponsible and a poor reflection on my lengthy record of dedication to the rule of law.”
“Cooperators usually go last.”
“I am done with the lying.”
“I never directed Michael Cohen to break the law.”
Manafort coming up next.
“Totally clears the president. Thank you!”
“…committed four distinct federal crimes over a period of several years.”
Seems like we’ve heard that line somewhere before
“She’s attacking the MPs whose votes she needs.”
A little bit here, a little bit there