Not their finest hour
“characterization of documents and testimony obtained by this office…are not accurate.”
“We’re very confident in our reporting.”
“I am rock solid.”
Plus: Set himself up as a sex symbol?
“This is a watershed moment.”
“I made comments … that were irresponsible and a poor reflection on my lengthy record of dedication to the rule of law.”
“Cooperators usually go last.”
“I am done with the lying.”
“I never directed Michael Cohen to break the law.”
Manafort coming up next.
“Totally clears the president. Thank you!”
“…committed four distinct federal crimes over a period of several years.”
Avenatti: How ’bout 25 large instead?
“Nice to know that some people still have ‘guts!'”
Michael Cohen wants a “time served” sentence when all the dust settles, and he’s willing to throw lots of people …
The Full Chuck?
“Grab your family, grab your friends, grab your neighbors…”
“He is damaged goods.”
“I should have been more clear — including with you — that I could not independently confirm what happened.”
Why won’t CNN correct their fake news story?
Confusing, confounding, and discombobulating.
Law and order.
All over the place
Cheer up, little camper