“Case closed? Why is Michael Cohen … the only member of the Trump company to be prosecuted and imprisoned?”
“… it is time that every American has an opportunity to scrutinize the Materials.”
“I’d call it a day.”
“There still remains much to be told.”
“Cohen had never traveled to Prague…”
Pleas and ploys.
Campaign contributions still under investigation?
“Sit tight, ladies, it’s about to get real f***ing good.”
“Witness testimony, a public hearing, or well-rehearsed theater”?
Breaking news brought to us by … Brian Williams.
“It was the only time in my education career that I ever heard of someone’s record being removed.”
“You just keeping it.”
“That’s more racist than being put up there as a quote-unquote ‘prop.'”
“Oh, shut up, Juan! I’m in nobody’s bunker.”
“I got exactly what I wanted.”
One mystery solved!
“I should have chosen words that better showed my intent.”
Is he a rat or a reformed rat?
“I wonder if she’ll remain faithful when you’re in prison.”
Send in the clowns.
Not their finest hour
“characterization of documents and testimony obtained by this office…are not accurate.”
“We’re very confident in our reporting.”
“I am rock solid.”
Plus: Set himself up as a sex symbol?
“This is a watershed moment.”
“There’s not 51 votes to dismiss it before the managers get to call the case.”
“significant enough to have shifted the document’s meaning…”
“It is certainly not how the executive, current or in the future, should handle such a call.”