“I suppose it’s good theatre …”
“We’re not going to deport people”
“Not a time for all talk, no trousers.”
“Mike Bloomberg is either going to be the nominee or the most important person supporting the Democratic nominee for president.”
This is going to go over like a lead balloon
Hawkfish recruiter oversold DNC involvement
Naughty or nice?
Creating jobs before he’s even elected
Donations for endorsements?
Because of course he would
COP25 in Madrid
That’s not how any of this works…
“It’s sort of stunning at times that we are still revisiting these sort of tired, you know, tropes.”
“So, you can’t even comment on this act? You’re just back to just Trump hates all the press?”
“Xi Jinping is not a dictator; he has to satisfy his constituents or he’s not going to survive.”
Stick a fork in it
Eat the rich, tax the poor?
War of the words
Except for Bloomberg and his allies, of course.
He’s in. And probably delusional
My bad, guys
Team Bloomie: We apologize in advance for his sins.
The happy socialist warrior
Man of the people
Kind of late for this, don’t you think?
Drawbridge still down.
More rich white guys
“That’ll get us through the first few months.”
“What do you do when bad things happen? Move ahead.”
“Bloomberg’s kind of money buys a lot of loyalty — or at least silence. Anyone else would be toast.”
“Quite honestly, I don’t want all the reporters I’m paying to write a bad story about me.”
So much for that
This should be fascinating to watch
Breaking old records
“In the end, we’re a democracy.”
Up in flames
Swing and a miss
You probably didn’t know that a liquor store qualifies as “a school”
This man would like you to think the gun murder rate in New Hampshire is 30x higher than it actually is
“There is no more hope for going forward.”
We must fight the evil forces of tasty sammiches