“To tell you the truth, it seemed like a threat to me.”
“The Second Amendment is gun control.”
“Calling a member of the Cabinet a “mother—er” must be some seriously high-quality content…”
“I made a mistake and I was wrong.”
“…his efforts to chase down Trumpian conspiracies can strain credibility.”
“The title ‘President?’ That we must protect for a happier and more honest time.”
“I can see both MSNBC viewers in the audience today …”
And we’ll let you compete against … Regis Philbin?
Best in show.
It’s come to this.
“The decision to dismiss Mr. Olbermann was unanimous among the senior managers of Current, the person said.”
In essence, they say: Shove it.
“I was not given a legitimate opportunity to host under acceptable conditions.”
Is anyone listening?
“It wouldn’t unite the country.”
“…I’m not going to stand idly by while Austin allows feces on the streets of downtown.”