The truth may be down here, not “out there”
“The taxpayers won’t pay a dime for my seat on those planes.”
This just gets better and better…
Focus on the football, not the sideline antics
Bird with no wings
Because we weren’t dealing with enough problems
It’s a lock!
No RG3, no problem
Monday night madness
The British invasion
Out of bounds
Are you ready?
Go er… Steelers?
It ain’t over til the fat lady sings
How could we possibly lose again?
Gridiron, not kickball
“Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped.”
“In Christianity, it’s the Pope and Tebow right now.”
“This is where I want to be.”
“Robberies and aggravated assaults combined jumped nearly 16% from 2017 to 2018 alone…”
“I heard y’all need soap + toothpaste for kids.”