What? You don’t like being famous?
If you don’t want us enforcing laws, stop passing them
Then don’t bring your kids
Everyone wants to come to America
Keep on plucking that chicken, Prime Minister
Goat Canyon days
Hurry up and wait
That’s your problem now
“I guess I would have to read up more about the intentions…”
“projections suggest there will be up to 400 crossings a day this summer…”
“state authorities told federal officials that they would not participate in vehicle maintenance and the other jobs”
“troops, equipped with binoculars and a long-range surveillance system, scanned the river…”
We’re “woefully understaffed” here on the border
No borders, no DACA? No NAFTA?
“arrested for a DUI, despite having been deported three times and prior convictions for false imprisonment, DUI and battery of a spouse.”
“It’s going to get worse. The numbers keep climbing.”
Attacking the problem at the root
Yes, you should get all Democrats to run on this
“This was long in the planning and she said ‘Get out of here.'”
“This is basically going to war against the state of California…”
This should go over well…
Time to go home?
No cash for you
“About half of those arrested reportedly had criminal convictions in addition to immigration violations.”
That’s not how this works, etc. etc.
Sign of the times.
Too little, and possibly too late
Calling a thing what the thing is
“They want the ransom for these children to be $25 billion dollars for a wall…”
“ICE agents visited the motels early in the morning or late at night…”
But it certainly fixes things
Scum spreads in the shadows
Long delayed, and not yet assured
The terrestrial kind
“317 had criminal convictions”
Clearly, Trump likes kids.
The tool works. It’s just not being used.
“They have an economic interest in unlimited immigration…”
We’re doing this for everyone’s good