Do as I say, not as I have recently done
At least in Texas, it seems they can
Be of good cheer, campers
The phrase “it’s complicated” could have originated before the revolutionary war
He usually keeps busy, but not like this
From all of us to all of you
Ho ho humbug
Socialism is a hard sell for older Americans
The other side of the story
Yes. Yes we can.
243 years and still going strong
I can’t even
You really want to go there again?
Shut up and eat your turkey
Sit back and enjoy your flight
Not so fast there, slick
The real explorers
Neither gone nor forgotten
Let’s hope for a good one
All we want for Christmas is anti-gravity technology
Ho ho ho hum
Melania’s favorite Christmas things
Bah, humbug
For once, a decent idea
Hands off, lady!
Thanks. Seriously.
Perhaps you should just go as yourself
Or was it the other way around?
Um… wut?
Everyone thinks they know. They can’t all be right
“At this point, I think he is a fake Italian.”
We’ll teach him a lesson, by golly
A big challenge accepted
We really shouldn’t need trigger warnings for Mother’s Day brunch
Ringing it in
This should work out fabulously
Boo
Still true after all these years
Remember
Please, the pleasure is all ours
So would everyone else
Tasty, tasty, “tofurky”
Oh really? We feel your pain, brothers and sisters
Service and gratitude
Trending
So much for bipartisan cooperation.
Another one bites the dust
All 50 state capitols on edge