Unless, of course, you’re a criminal
Interesting file cabinets ya got there, chief
Who could have guessed?
If a gun fires and no one reports on it…
We’re finally safe
“It could have been a horrible, horrible massacre — so much worse.”
“Was that just part of small-town Tennessee activity?”
“This will not be quick.”
“I don’t think that’s an answer.”
“You don’t talk like that on talk radio.”
Don’t ask, don’t tell, don’t go to jail?
Neither locked nor loaded
Toys in the attic
All the feels.
Blaming the tool and not the user
You never know
Inadequate personal gun control
Do not fire into the air from back porch, however
“If you see something, say something, but beyond that don’t freak out when it happens.”
Not bad to have the summer’s most unlikely and likeable leading man and cash cow in Hollywood advocating for gun …
“Criminals are getting the message that good Detroiters are armed and will use that weapon.”
“I would never allow the Second Amendment to be jeopardized.”
Packing something other than lunch
“Can you tell which of these guns — this one, or this one — is legal?”
“If I wouldn’t have had my gun I would be dead today.”
“And here’s how you know they’re lying: They still call themselves journalists.”
A travesty that goes under-reported and unsolved.
But Tapper to cover soon?
Maybe not as crazy as you think