The budget hole nobody wants to claim
The Teflon governor will need to dodge yet again
Confusion and technicalities
He’s saying yes, but I still wouldn’t bet on it
“We are gun owners and we are outraged.”
That’s not how this works…
Sex and the City meets Wrecks in the City
Get out the popcorn
We wouldn’t want to offend any of the gang members now, would we?
How was it not a sanctuary state already?
Remember, this is still New York…
A fun show to be sure, but a competitive race?
Blue on blue.
His comedy career isn’t going well either
They’ve got the police chiefs to sign on
“…a Class D Felony in Missouri.”
It’s a ruff election cycle
Maybe we need the federal funding after all
That’s gonna leave a mark
It’s a plan that works for plenty of other states
That’s not going to happen, buddy.
This should go swimmingly
This is gonna be awesome, you guys!
Special Agent Johnson? No, the other one.
The big guns are coming
But we’ll get right on that
Look at meeeeeeeeeeee!
“Gillespie has improved his position among self-identified Independents.”
Calling in Uncle Sam
Toto, this is still Kansas.
Order this, pal
Take a number, pal