“This is a gamechanger.”
That was (relatively) quick
Pettiness in a time of crisis
Is it really all that crazy? Probably, but let’s game this out
“Quite frankly, some of the messaging is pretty confusing.”
Gonna be a hard pass on that one too, sorry (not sorry)
Nobody to blame but themselves
Stating the obvious
And probably making it worse
Of consent and personal responsibility
On second thought…
A potential run for governor?
It’s a tight squeeze
We’ll get right on that, Andy
Give ’em an inch…
… about this situation we helped cause
Do ask, don’t tell
With a twist
Behind closed doors?
But at least it’s worth a shot
War of the words
Hemmed in by the design of the televised debates?
Don’t buy an extra ticket this week, Governor
Slipping in the popularity contest
Wrong on so many levels
Sexist or a sign of the times?
And by a county clerk, no less
Good for the goose, etc.
Finding common ground in the rubble
And how precisely does one do that?
“We moved away from that term years ago at the league.”
It was never going to happen
We may need to call in some math experts on this mystery
Calling in the big guns
“It is irresponsible to promote this drug at this time.”
Been there, done that.
“we need a test that performs better than some of these other tests.”