Shut up, they explained
Long shot effort
Spreading the cheer
Let’s see how organized it is this time
Your move, Governor
Swing and a miss
Tune out the noise
“FACT: NYers flattened the curve”
That’s a Bozo No-No, Andy
No trial? No attorneys?
When does executive authority extend too far?
“It’s not perfect”
In other words, oversold and underdelivered
You wouldn’t want to lose your business, would you?
“Immediate health hazard.”
Lots of talk, not much action
Nice funding you got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it
Your papers, please
“I worry that our friends and neighbors in Georgia are going too fast too soon.”
The crackdown and the backlash are both real and spectacular
“This is a gamechanger.”
That was (relatively) quick
Pettiness in a time of crisis
Is it really all that crazy? Probably, but let’s game this out
“Quite frankly, some of the messaging is pretty confusing.”
Gonna be a hard pass on that one too, sorry (not sorry)
Nobody to blame but themselves
Stating the obvious
And probably making it worse
Of consent and personal responsibility
On second thought…
A potential run for governor?
“we will explore lawful pathways for them to remain in the United States”