Peaceful protesters, etc.
“We are not in Mayberry RFD.”
“Mere presence at the crime scene does not alone prove that a person aided or abetted…”
“It’s not personal. It’s just not safe.”
Defense wants a televised trial?
“People are really scared.”
“It’s white people’s participation, that’s the difference.”
“They cannot allow this party to be seen as a party that reaches out to all communities in this nation.”
“Right now, we cannot make an informed decision regarding the other officers that do not appear on camera.”
“I am not aware of a similar situation where white officers were segregated from an inmate.”
Not as easy as you made it sound, eh?
“Cut sharply against my core values and convictions.”
“We are initiating an immediate review of the Cream of Wheat brand packaging.”
Scientists guesstimate that the time from infection to the onset of symptoms is a week or so, with another week …
“We recognize Aunt Jemima’s origins are based on a racial stereotype.”
“Whatever is ultimately decided I don’t have a problem with.”
Because of course they did
Law and order.
And then turns his guns on Laura Ingraham and Candace Owens.
WaPo: Tim Walz, you’re our hero.
Where does it end?
“Allowing police officers into the space was in no way meant to undermine Berklee’s support for Black Lives Matter.”
Celebrity opinions matter.
“These ugly Anarchists must be stooped IMMEDIATELY. MOVE FAST!”
Escalation is “not helpful”.
Okay, not the actual Bill and Ted but pretty close.