Authorities still processing years worth of rape kits
Kind of creepy, but probably legal?
A different kind of designer babies
But they claim to not want “designer babies”
Stop the world. I’d like to get off now, please
And there’s probably been worse done already
Let’s just leave it “job well done”
Bill Nye the redacted science guy
What could possibly go wrong?
Playing God can be a dangerous game
What a difference a week makes
“BOSTON BOMBERS … STILL DESERVE THE RIGHT TO VOTE!?”
Not that kind of twist. Behave yourselves.