Fabulism for fun and profit.
Charity run amok
“Federal agents also seized Andrade’s fleet of luxury vehicles…”
“This is crazy!” No … THIS. IS. FLORIDA!
Too late to get off the ballot
“[P]rosecutors are considering filing charges by the end of August…”
“Anybody who gave me a dime would be contributing to … a liar and a fraud and a con.”
You don’t need a support ostrich
Dreams of ill-gotten fortune have led to ruin
Den of thieves
“This whole entire staff feels it’s clearly retaliatory.”
“Former Burlington College board member Robin Lloyd says she testified for about an hour on Oct. 26 before a grand jury…”
Making it up as they went along
We’ll need to call in Sherlock Holmes on this one
“This was a crime born out of entitlement and greed…”
Coincidences or crosshairs?
“Lawyers are not permitted to engage in fraud.”
“Perez isn’t tied to this. Why is he defending this?”
Staggering to a close
“If you steal an election, neither you or your party should benefit from that theft.”
“This is a little like Three Mile Island.”
This too is costing you plenty
Good work if you can get it
I guess this is Ben Carson’s problem now
Coming down to the wire?
One shoe drops.
It just keeps on happening
“It was totally predictable that he would flee.”
When the tax man takes the wrong sort of bite
How many more of these guys are out there?
Not enough to change their policies over anyway
“The president does believe that.”
Dead people are no longer just redeeming the food stamps…
“…if you’re not far left than you’re the enemy and that’s crazy.”
“No more swiping left on perfectly good presidential candidates”
“I think it’s so important that there be clear lines when it comes to the separation of powers.”